cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

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barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

barebackinq:

[sweats nervously]

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What is love?

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faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via itshightimeforlowmorale)

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magfreak:

I don’t watch this show, but this is the greatest comeback in the history of marriage. 

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DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.

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animationalley:

do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”

but then you just keep eating it

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russiangovernment:

queermobile:

becausebirds:

Penguin discovers a traffic cam. x

this is a toucan 

its a penguin didn’t you read the caption

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