elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via lohanthony)

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redrubied:

pradaboiswagg:

babycakesbriauna:

mybellarina:

will this ever stop being funny?

swerve

Damn Clinton.

I’ll be laughing at this for 300 more years

redrubied:

pradaboiswagg:

babycakesbriauna:

mybellarina:

will this ever stop being funny?

swerve

Damn Clinton.

I’ll be laughing at this for 300 more years

(via smoke-da-dyke)

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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability, via trust)

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peekachiu:

i’m actually very pretty if you close your eyes

(via communistbakery)

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caught:

Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*

(via theofficialariel)

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danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

(via ivy-darling)

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waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via necro-feel-ya)

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unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 


this is a weird cat

unclefather:

borlax:

now this is what Im talkin about 

this is a weird cat

(Source: zoo.org.au, via necro-feel-ya)

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How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

(Source: godtiermeowlin, via necro-feel-ya)

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kissesformabitches:

they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke

(Source: thesenseof-dance, via necro-feel-ya)

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