God: *creates the human butt*
God: Oh they are gonna love this
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michaxl:

apsghetti:

michaxl:

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE

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"He saw her before he saw anything else in the room."

F. Scott Fitzgerald, One Interne  (via cardigansandcocktails)

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mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

mindlessswagg143:

YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM

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voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

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flowury:

sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them

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zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

image

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relateforteens:

Want more relatable?

relateforteens:

Want more relatable?

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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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discoboob:

OMFG I HIT THE PLAY BUTTON IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS AND ALL THEY HEARD WAS “HOW TO GIVE A BLOW JOB” AND THEYRE TELLING ME ITS OK TO COME OUT AND IM CRYING

(Source: brightwall, via shecalledlucy)

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