never tell me you have a surprise for me if it’s not a puppy. i will always be disappointed unless you’re getting me surprise puppies
she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf
But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating
"Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering."
Paulo Coelho, By the River Piedra I Sat Down and Wept (via feellng)
'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
Perfect response to people who say stupid shit like that…