foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

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nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

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plundr:

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada

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tampontampoff:

whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Things I wonder about: if you took a newborn child and exposed it to things we consider ugly: spiders, hideous monsters, and tell it that, that is beautiful, will it grow up with that altered sense of beauty? Or are things like that inherently considered unattractive?

probably the most interesting message I received about this

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ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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